Wong Pati
Jangan Hanya Melihat-lihat Gan... Register yaa..




 
IndeksIndeks  CalendarCalendar  FAQFAQ  PencarianPencarian  AnggotaAnggota  GroupGroup    PendaftaranPendaftaran  LoginLogin  

Share | 
 

 10 cerita bikin otak ngeres...

Topik sebelumnya Topik selanjutnya Go down 
PengirimMessage
agenvimax889



Jumlah posting : 70
Join date : 28.11.13

PostSubyek: Re: 10 cerita bikin otak ngeres...   Mon Jun 02, 2014 12:02 am

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
Kembali Ke Atas Go down
Lihat profil user
Admin
Admin


Jumlah posting : 3
Join date : 03.08.12
Age : 25
Lokasi : Pati

PostSubyek: 10 cerita bikin otak ngeres...   Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:02 am

Sebenarnya ini cerita sudah
lama sekali... dan mungkin juga banyak orang yang belum mengetahui
beberapa cerita yang bikin otak ngeres ini... tetep aja bikin ngakak
...

langsung aja...



1. Kuputar tubuhnya menghadap belakang. Lalu kutusuk lubang
kecil nan sempit itu, tiba-tiba tubuhnya bergetar hebat... ”Lagi mau
nge-charge HP, eh, ada sms.”




2. Rena mengambil tisu, lalu mengelap lendir bening pacarnya
itu. “Gara–gara kamu, sampe keluar gini,” kata sang pacar. “Maaf say,
kamu jadi ketularan flu,” ujar Rena.




3. Benda bulat itu dipegang tante Intan, digerakkan
naik-turun dengan penuh semangat, otot-ototnya pun menjadi tegang.
“Ugh, capeknya angkat barbel.”




4. Cewek : “Uuh... Mas, kamu kok lama banget sih keluarnya? Aku pegel nih... cape.”

Cowok : “Maaf say, tadi dosennya ngasih tugas dulu. Udah lama di sini?”



5. Para tante mengerubungiku, seraya memaksaku mengocoknya
lebih cepat, akhirnya keluar juga benda putih itu. “Arisan kali ini
yang dapet tante Marni.”




6. Jariku masuk ke dalam lubang yang sempit itu.
Kugesek-gesek lalu tiba-tiba jariku terasa basah oleh lendir yang
bening. “Gini nih kalo ngupil pas lagi pilek... huh.”




7. Gadis muda itu berjongkok di depanku tanpa mengenakan celana dalam, ia pun menatapku dan berkata, “ Ayah... pipisnya udah.”



8. Setelah lama tawar menawar, harga disepakati. Mawar pun
berkata, “Mau pake kondom ga??” Gue, “Boleh, biar ga lecet kan
casingnya?”




9. “Beb, rada cepet dong genjotannya, udah mau nyampe nih...”
ujar Rani. “Huff... iya beb, aku udah sekuat tenaga genjotnya nih.”
Jawab Tomi sambil ngos-ngosan. “Awas ada anak kecil nyebrang!” pekik
Rani panik.




10. Mulut Rani kempot saking nafsu mengenyotnya, dan benar
saja, tak lama kemudian cairan kental dan manis itu tumpah dalam
mulutnya. “Oh, enaknya permen blaster.”








hahahahahaha...

hayyooo sapa tadi yang mikir'a ngereess...

hahaha ngakak guling²   
Kembali Ke Atas Go down
Lihat profil user http://wongpati.forumid.net
 
10 cerita bikin otak ngeres...
Topik sebelumnya Topik selanjutnya Kembali Ke Atas 
Halaman 1 dari 1

Permissions in this forum:Anda tidak dapat menjawab topik
Wong Pati :: Artikel :: Humor-
Navigasi: